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wanted: intellectual long haired scum to be normally weird with and cry over roadkill

A professional weirdo with adhd, always learning, always exploring, doing new stuff. Yoga, dance, gardening, writing, making stuff, endless search of cool stuff^^

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Yoga Lifestyle

Been practicing yoga for:5+ years
Favorite position:my favorite position. Dude, it's called an Asana.
Does yoga:Every day
Styles of yoga practiced:Hatha, Power Yoga, Restorative, Vinyasa, Yin
Best time of day to practice yoga:Evening
Favorite place to practice:Studio, Home, Park
Views on "Partner yoga":No, thank you! I like to do yoga alone

Bodybuilding Preferences

Works out how many times a week5-7 times a week
Professional bodybuilderYes but not sponsored
Been a bodybuilder for how long3 - 6 Months
Has a personal trainerI want to have one
Attends competitionsNo
Partner's qualitiesPhysically active

Tattoo Preferences

Number of tattoos:1
Reasons why loves tattoos:Other
Favorite tattoo:the ones with deep meaning. Preferably as a right of passage.
Plans on getting more tattoos:yes I want dolphins on my butt, a tribal on my lower back. An anchor with your name underneath

Hippie Lifestyle

Have been a hippie for:My whole life
Favorite part of hippie lifestylemindset, free spirit, liberated from society and the capacity to think for oneself. To create your own world.
->This is no qoute, I am just an overthinker :p


EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageDane
BuildAthletic / toned
Height168 cm
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureFeet
Body ArtBelly button ring, Strategically placed tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionIncontinence
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsRodent
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job Titlefemale empowerment coach

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsWho has time for tv, when so much cool stuff is happening out there?
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor
Favorite moviesStarring myself, and you, on an epic Quest to braid me a band of flowers from Narnia, twigs from Yggdrasil and psychotropic herbs straight from Eden.

Music typesVacuum cleaner noises
Favorite artistsI really love the Hooverphonics, as this comes close to vacuum cleaner noises. Any band that audibly sucks may come in my high rankings.
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Business, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Religious, I'm an author
Favorite booksThe Ikea build-your-own-shit-and-end-up-with-spare-screws-every-fucking-time Guide.
The Large is a nice second runner up. Don't know Large? **** off
Idea of funI am always busy crafting stuff, doing stuff, I like to enjoy myself. My next things are learning Tarot, playing the Jaw Harp, brew Elderberry Wine, sacrifice homemade incense to the Ganja Gods of Glory. Doing yoga and teach. Listen to your jokes (thats a joke)

Ofcourse long walks on the beach, sunsets, sitting on the couch watching soap operas, visiting church with your family.

And sarcasm, sarcasm is fun too
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Dancing, Dining, Religion, spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingOne or two
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asA troll
In High School I was a(n)Teachers pet
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing
Always wanted to tryto laugh... it's on my bucketlist. My mouth corners are permanently frozen. Think Joker.. but worse, a female version.
And yeah to troll you to start fires because I killed the teachers' pet. I mean if you really make it to here, and read all this, you know I am quite not serious about most stuff. Who cares anyway. The truth is, however you interpret it, most are not smart enough to discern truth from interpretation or facts from opinion. So I' ll know when you do. You should def drop me a line then. Smart minds are like pretty sexy. Consider me sapiosexually oriented. Now google that shit, lol


Political viewsI don't like politics
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeTo attend as many religious services so I can completely surrender to my Lord, the Almighty, the grand God of Ganja, Shiva aum^^
What, you still here? Impressive

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerTo not believe in love. That there is something we can give to eachother, to complete eachother. That's just codependent shit, people go in therapy for that. There is a kinda commitment, that is based on communication and freedom, respect and soul shitting honesty. Now that (google NVC) is hot! I am not looking for anything. It will show up, or not.

But, yeah, if you are intellectual long haired scum, please to meet you! If you happen to have some matching good looks and muscles to go with that brain of yours, oh momma! Turn me into a believer. For I will sin

Post Scriptum: Pretty sure I won't be around here for long (remember the squirrel?) So sadly, this amazing you meets this bedazzling description of this awesome You-man. And now your unquenching thirst to profilate as long haired scum in my mailbox goes unanswered -> aka no reply. Post mortem me Laura Deva on Fictatious Books. Good scum should never escape the attention it deserves.
On the first dateHave a 1.5 mtr eye gazing competition while throwing nuts towards each other and making up songs that rhyme with quarantine...

But after reading all this, and you haven't run off for your daily dose of mental bleach, drop me a line, asking me if I want to throw nuts on your head. And we can go for a nice picnic, discover ancient stuff, learn about potions, spells and herbs, make amulets and throw daggers of affection (l guess this is why love hurts) and pierce each other's hearts. Ahem...

Seriously, I am by no means nicer irl.
Age18-25, 26-35, 36-45
EthnicityCaucasian / White, Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Mixed Race, Middle Eastern, Indian, Native American / Indigenous, Other
Body typeAthletic / toned, Average, Fit, Muscular, Slender, No preference


Enjoys playingCroquet, Curling, Fencing
Enjoys watchingAuto Racing, Bicycling, Cricket, Curling
Favorite teamThe Gryffindor Quidditch Team, for oehh.. they kno
Favorite college teamNone

Exercising Preferences

ExcercisesBodybuilding, Walking, Weightlifting, Yoga