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what can i say... i’m irish!

i am a lover of animals. especially cows. i enjoy long naps in bed & reading. ask me about jim morrison... i dare you. my most annoying but indeed special talent is reciting hamlet in full. don’t believe me? take me out & i will demonstrate over cereal.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
Height7' 0" (213 cm) or taller
Eye ColorBlue
Hair LengthBald
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBranded, Fanged, Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionAIDS / HIV
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusWidowed
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsI own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusRetired
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitlePeppa the pig

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons
Favorite TV showsgreys anatomy, it’s always sunny in philadelphia, ru paul’s drag race, the bachelor/bachelorette
Favorite movies typesI don't like movies
Favorite moviesratatouille
Music typesRap, Metal, Vacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Reggae, Gospel, Punk
Favorite artistsjim morrison duh
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Sports, Technical, I don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksall of them
Idea of funhanging out with shelby
HobbiesArts & Crafts


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Nerd
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeSleeping, Extreme sports, Playing dress-up
Always wanted to trysilent disco


Political viewsAnarchist
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeto eat an entire box of lemon oreos in one sitting

Looking For

Must maveOddities, Money
Look for in a partneranyone willing to listen to me recite hamlet & read books with me all day
On the first datego to the bookstore & then walk around & get coffee & we can read while we drink our coffee & then later go to my house where shelby & i will perform for you. we can do anything from singing & dancing to famous battle scenes such as the night man cometh